Sunday, August 21, 2011

THE DAILY IMPROV #7

No Nipple Clamps

Velvet monkeys shoot lasers from their eyes.
There are beans that are more dangerous than human beans.
Talking heads bow to those masters
That dabble with phonics and ebonics.
There is no way anything here makes sense,
unless my subconscious actually influences the economy and I
know where there is a door that allows access to Obama's mind.
I abbreviate those things that have lengths, the URLS shorten with will power and there is no mail today.
You don't have mail.
Mopping floors and scrubbed away, the pirates bleed on the chests of booze and women that We all love.
Victory Bung Poop.
Pity Newt Gingrich.
Tired and dragged
I dream that I am
Dead.
No more nipple
Clamps
Only nipple rings and piercings.
Arg!
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