A Surrogate Wanted

I am so tired today and still have crap loads of stuff on my plate. I wonder If it is possible to hire somebody to take my place on days when I'm this tired. I would stay in bed and only deal with the immediate pressing matters, while my surrogate, keeping to a carefully contrived script, attends to the rest of my day, dealing with the mundane shit, like IRS audits and prostate exams.
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